A man sees a bum on the sidewalk. The bum asks the man for some money for a meal.
The man is suspicious so he asks the bum, "You gonna use this money to go buy beer?"
The bum replies, "No sir, I gave up drinking 20 years ago. I just want at meal."
The man says, "Alright, you're not gonna go get a greens fee at a golf course are you?"
The bum then says, "Absolutely not, I'm just hungry. Plus a quit golf 20 years ago too."
The man still doesn't believe the bum so he says, "I'm gonna take you back to my house, have you take a shower, give you some clothes and have my wife make you a meal."
Shocked the bum says back to the man, "That would be great! Are you sure your wife will be okay with it?"
The man replies, " I could care less, I just want her to see what giving up beer and golf does to a man!"
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