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Mr. Hammond's writing style is stilted.

He seems to only come up with single sentences, which makes him difficult to follow.

He needs to learn to not hit enter twice after every period.

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There is (or was) some web site that would figure out for you if you gave it a picture. I tried to see who my cat looks like, but it just responded with an insult.
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http://www.perisoft.org/dirtysaab/02.jpg
(Non-squashed.)

http://www.perisoft.org/doverdude.jpg
(Non-squashed.)

http://www.force-dynamics.com/media/gallery/401-frontup.jpg
(Non-squashed.)
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"Oh my God," said the Senator, "I've been shot!"

You know, I had this all ready to go, and then I find that there's a 1000 character limit on sigs. Jeez... killjoys. :)

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What, you don't want peoples' avatars to look like this?

http://saabworld.net/images/imported/2010/08/8.jpg

:D

Not sure how I feel about these emoticons. I guess I'm just old school like the old school...