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24 April 2012 #21
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24 April 2012 #22
- Join Date
- 27 Dec 2011
- Location
- Boca Raton, Florida, United States
- Posts
- 42
- Saab(s)
- 2001 9-5 SE wagon; 1992 900 S; 1987 900 EMS; 1979 99 GL
It's OIL upside down.
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24 April 2012 #23
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02 May 2012 #24
Renato Piereck Spreading the Saab virus
- Join Date
- 24 Jul 2011
- Location
- Ansbach, Germany
- Posts
- 1,520
- Saab(s)
- '00 9-5 Aero SC, 87 900i 8v
Little Johnny hears a noise and peeps into his parents room to check it out.
He finds his mum bent over the dresser and dad going at it like crazy, his dad sees Johnny and winks at him.
Afterwards Dad goes to check on Johnny. He finds grandma bent over the dresser and Johnny going at it from behind.
His dad yells "What the hell are you doing?" Johnny winks back and replies "Not so funny when it's your mum is it?"Now: '00 Saab 9-5 Aero Combi - '89 Peugeot 205 CTI - '91 Peugeot 309 GTI
Gone: '87 Saab 900i - '95 Saab 900 SE Turbo
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02 May 2012 #25
- Join Date
- 30 Jul 2010
- Location
- Vancouver, British Columbia, CANADA
- Posts
- 711
- Saab(s)
- 2006 9-3 2.0T SportCombi "Mattie"; On SAABatical: 1993 9000 CSE 2.3T "Matilda"
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
SAAB CLUB of WESTERN CANADA (SCWC)
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03 May 2012 #26
BIKER HELL
One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
Satan: "Why so glum?"
Biker : "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here.
You a drinking man?"
Biker : "Sure, I love to drink."
Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then.
On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness,
wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up and then we
drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover,
because you're dead anyway."
Biker : "Gee that sounds great!"
Satan: "You a smoker?"
Biker : "You better believe it."
Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest
cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get
cancer, no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"
Biker : "Wow...that's awesome!"
Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."
Biker : "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."
Satan: "Good,'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,
blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it
doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."
Biker : "Cool!"
Satan: "What about Drugs?"
Biker : "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"
Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day.. Help yourself to a great
big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.
You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares."
Biker : "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
Satan: "You gay?"
Biker : "No..."
Satan: "Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough..."
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