You know you drive a Saab when...

[nuclear944]

-People refer to you as "The Swede"

[ile2010]

"Brake light failure" - hahahahahahaha

[Hirsch]

Any time someone starts a conversation with you at a gas station about your car they always say that they had a 900 way back when and that it (a) was the best car ever owned, or (b) hey wish they still had it.

[nordwulf]

When a stranger at a gas station says "You better hold on to that Saab because they don't make them anymore".

[Pbuck1]

-When the (not Saab-centric) repair shop guy says, "Tech2, what's that ?"

[Matt Mers]

-You bring up Saab and people say that they don't exist anymore and you then go on a 10 min explanation about their current situation.
-You quickly hit the hang-up button upon any vehicle start up from years of clearing Saab errors